User:Evanf/Fanon/BatmanAlways/Why Don't you die Laughing?

Why don’t you just die laughing?

Scene: Guard walking down hallway when he is stopped by a horrifying laugh.

Voice: Hahahahahahahaha!

Guard #1: What the--

Slash

Voice: I am the Joker, now laugh!

Guard: Please.... no.....

Dead Silence

Joker: Thanks, Harley, I knew all along you could get me out. Now get Bane & Freeze.

Harley: Yes sir!

Runs away

Guard #2: Hold still.

Joker: How about a joke? There once was a guard named....Checks nametag... Brad. Because of my joke, he will be glad. He looks like he is shy, but he is still going to die.... Laughing.

Throws Laugh Bomb

Brad: No, please...Cough, Cough, Laugh, Laugh... Help...

Joker: No can do, freako!

Brad: I'm the freako? Look in the mirror sometime!

Joker: That is a bad joke. Takes out Silencer Pistol, uses it.

While he is laughing, Harley Quin comes back

Harley: Got 'em.

Bane: Should we get the rest out?

Joker: No, No, No. They are not part of my plan.... Yet.

Mr. Freeze: It does not matter, lets get out of here. First, I need to go get my Freeze Ray.

 Mr. Freeze runs away, and shortly comes back with his gun

Joker: I need to go let my henchmen out. They need to drive my Helicopter.

 The Joker walks over, gets his hechmen out

Joker: Now let's get out of here. I am hungry for laughs.

Bane: OK.. Freaky.... So... What's our plan?

Joker: Simple. To make be people laugh.

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